The carrot as prosthesis

This Cooney chap sounds like a real joker: 12-inch carrots make ideal faux-erections, and I should know!

"The court also heard that when another pupil failed her test, he offered to waive the £80 she owed him if she pulled over into a lay-by and had sex with him.

"She told the court: "I just said 'No thank you, Steve'."

Well, it was a fair offer, considered upon its merits and rejected. We can't blame him for that, his primary concern was always, first and foremost the success of those under his tutorage. This may have crossed a line, however:

"He regularly groped her during lessons between August 2005 and February last year, the hearing heard."

These questions then present themselves: 1) That's a lot of driving lessons with a 'sex attacker', and 2) in what way was that question worse than the months of groping? Important questions, I think you'll agree. Enquiring minds want to know...