"It is no longer acceptable for someone to go out, get legless and vomit over people"

"We want to make clear that it is no longer acceptable for someone to go out, get legless and vomit over people," said Lady Scotland, the Home Office minister. What a bitch. No Home Office minister's going to stand in the way of my God-given right to go out, get legless and vomit over people. I am an Englishman, ma'am! Magna carta gives me the right to vomit on anyone: Lord or Lady!

Not that these communists would understand that.